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Examples of corporate slavery ITT

Watching CLEs on mute Hiding in bathroom stall to post/text...
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  07/11/18
...
Thunder Collins
  07/11/18
Commuting every day to a windowed box from another windowed ...
up$et j3\/\/
  07/11/18
ouch
pedude
  07/11/18
...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  07/11/18
Whoa, look at Bill Gates over here with the window.
Brumus
  07/11/18
Lol
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Devastating
up$et j3\/\/
  07/11/18
...
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jung
  07/11/18
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create teh fulcrum
  07/11/18
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A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/11/18
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ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/11/18
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bowlcut autist
  07/13/18
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alzabo
  07/11/18
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jung
  07/11/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  07/11/18
i do all of these. LJL
ggtp
  07/11/18
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create teh fulcrum
  07/11/18
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cannon
  07/12/18
Cr except for the Skype example
cannon
  07/12/18
spending 75% of your waking life in a soulless office or, ev...
ggtp
  07/11/18
alright this thread is too much for me i'm leaving
pedude
  07/11/18
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corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  07/11/18
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cannon
  07/12/18
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Thunder Collins
  07/11/18
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XIV
  07/11/18
>>Moving your mouse occasionally to avoid having your ...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
u need to establish yourself as a noskypemo. just respond t...
.,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
  07/11/18
Skype is required and used ALL THE TIME by one of the 50s pa...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
Instal it on your phone
one note antisemite
  07/11/18
doesn't it show up as mobile then?
.,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
  07/11/18
Yep, and it's still harassment. The problem is people who d...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
just call her when she messages you. say you prefer direct c...
.,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
  07/11/18
jfc
leolenin
  07/11/18
lol, you work for a girl? how is that not emasculating beyo...
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  07/11/18
There are a few partners, but one is female. I'm paid well ...
Jim_Kelly
  07/12/18
Is she or was she hot
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  07/12/18
Above average. In shape.
Jim_Kelly
  07/12/18
Cr. At my firm a handful of junior associates just turned of...
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What kind of shiTTTfirm has partners who skype? At my V10...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  07/11/18
Boutique where a bunch of us work remotely. The main offend...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
Install mousejiggle.. it's a free program you can download
"''''""'"
  07/12/18
Watching CLE on mute does not seem credited EDIT: I mean it...
Guy Debord
  07/11/18
it is. its something everyone does, everyone knows it happen...
ggtp
  07/11/18
You are going through makework for no reason other than to s...
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  07/11/18
It's strictly a money racket
cannon
  07/12/18
there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but ...
MoreDoughHi
  07/12/18
'there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but...
..,,.,.;.,.,...,.,..:,,.,.,,..,.,..:.,.,:,.,,,
  07/12/18
When you leave the office after working in front of your wor...
community_account
  07/11/18
the debtcuck to wagecuck pipeline
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  07/11/18
...
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  07/11/18
...
and when i started to squeeze the bar brother
  07/12/18
Thanking people after doing work for them
community_account
  07/11/18
4:54 a.m.: Please find attached the first draft of the Me...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
PLEASE, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE
Ciroc Obama
  07/11/18
Thank.
Brumus
  07/11/18
...
Thunder Collins
  07/11/18
you can also move to a no thanking policy unless you're actu...
.,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
  07/11/18
Warmest regards hehe
bowlcut autist
  07/13/18
putting fake meetings on your calendar so people don’t think...
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grad certs
  07/11/18
Tbf, OPs posted some credited tips for surviving office life...
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I installed a Raspberry Pi in my office that I can use as a ...
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Lol, good one. In my home office I used to have it rigged so...
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  07/11/18
Taking 7 days off per year when you have unlimited PTO
Coriolanus
  07/11/18
I'm convinced people with unlimited PTO take less than those...
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  07/11/18
That is known to be true. Companies offer unlimited PTO so t...
Coriolanus
  07/11/18
Studies show that's the case at most companies with unlimite...
Brumus
  07/11/18
You go to the break room for a coffee but there’s 30 Indian ...
Oh, you travel?
  07/11/18
Logging on to your work computer at home at 945 pm to send a...
Brumus
  07/11/18
Jfc,
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In re: Favor House Atlantic
  07/11/18
LJL lawyers
a sensitive cholo's jail poetry
  07/11/18
inspired work
Mance Rayder
  07/11/18
...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/11/18
sup me
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Get a MOUSE CLICKER off Amazon, for the SKYPE bros out there...
grad certs
  07/11/18
official name is mouse JIGGLER https://www.amazon.com/Wie...
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Does this require SW to be installed?
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No, but if your IT guy is a nazi he'll be able to see it on...
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this happened to me and I simply said I didn't like when I w...
'""'''""'
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I recently developed a sore jaw from clenching it every time...
39 y/o bumble shrew open to having kids someday
  07/11/18
>>I mastered the art of walking around hallways fluste...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
I don’t use the public stalls anymore because the guy who co...
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He's probably been REAMED by some important partner with a P...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
...
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As a tech bro none of this makes sense to me (though tech as...
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We need to account for every 6-minute block of our day. We ...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
but don't you do sexy VC work?!?
leolenin
  07/11/18
Ha, yes, almost forgot! Balancing 35 active deals, each wit...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
so close to all that entrepreneurial energy!!
leolenin
  07/11/18
Some companies won’t let employees take partial vacation or ...
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LJL. My boutique law firm doesn't consider it a vacation da...
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GC's nonstop proliferation of "review" sessions wi...
leolenin
  07/11/18
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alzabo
  07/11/18
Barking/huffing at wife, gf, or mother of child because you ...
Gregor
  07/11/18
Mods
a sensitive cholo's jail poetry
  07/11/18
lol fuck
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Using every 5 minutes of free time to check emails / look ac...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
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Gregor
  07/11/18
Having to listen to 5-10 minutes of “roll call” bullshit on ...
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Lol this happens all the time internally even on small stupi...
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  07/11/18
Yep. Then always some bitch who joins 8 mins late: "H...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
“Hey Christine. I think with Christine we have a quorum on o...
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Can whomever has their line open go on mute? Thanks
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Meeting with a partner or senior associate and having to loo...
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At 9 p.m. smelling warm mayo that's been in the garbage sinc...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
Watching their diets fluctuate is lulzy. Once was on a confe...
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Kind of sad. I judge fats, but can understand how it happ...
Jim_Kelly
  07/11/18
It's all a choice but your identity is too wedded to money a...
groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum
  07/12/18
money is necessary to buy food and shelter
the marvel cinematic universe
  07/12/18
Also booze and women
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  07/12/18
Fag
groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum
  07/13/18
(20 year old)
leolenin
  07/12/18
I am truly sorry that your identity is tied to keeping one s...
groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum
  07/13/18
nothing worse than facetime
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  07/12/18
...
bowlcut autist
  07/13/18
...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/13/18
...
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Having to make just enough small talk in an elevator to not ...
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  07/13/18
The fact that there is a very high chance of being fired if ...
one note antisemite
  08/05/18


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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

Watching CLEs on mute

Hiding in bathroom stall to post/text

Staying at work til the evening out of some sense of obligation even though you aren't actually doing any work

Leaving to lunch early every day so you can take a long lunch without it looking weird (otherwise you'd be coming back after 1 pm)

Moving your mouse occasionally to avoid having your Skype show you as "away"

Scheduling an appointment at 2 pm so you can take a half day without taking any vacation time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404750)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Thunder Collins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405737)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: up$et j3\/\/

Commuting every day to a windowed box from another windowed box for a pittance that allows you to afford food and basic necessities, with a little left over for GC circuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404775)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: pedude

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404792)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404884)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Brumus

Whoa, look at Bill Gates over here with the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405104)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,.,.,...........,,.....


Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405435)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: up$et j3\/\/

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405438)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405838)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: jung (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406291)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: create teh fulcrum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406294)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406437)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409689)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:29 AM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417313)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405810)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: jung (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406293)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408187)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: ggtp (ggtp)

i do all of these. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404785)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: create teh fulcrum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404788)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411547)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: cannon

Cr except for the Skype example

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411649)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: ggtp (ggtp)

spending 75% of your waking life in a soulless office or, even worse, a cube or hot desk, knowing that this is the one chance you get to live on this beautiful earth and that soon you will return to dust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404795)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: pedude

alright this thread is too much for me

i'm leaving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404816)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404914)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411551)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Thunder Collins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405740)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: XIV



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405960)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Jim_Kelly

>>Moving your mouse occasionally to avoid having your Skype show you as "away"

This one is the absolute worst. Thankfully my employer lets me change the settings from 5 minutes, but then some people get antsy when you don't immediately reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404814)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


u need to establish yourself as a noskypemo. just respond to messages through regular email. or pick up the phone and actually call them, then watch them never message you again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404843)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Skype is required and used ALL THE TIME by one of the 50s partners (female) I work for. This wouldn't fly. It's incredibly disruptive -- no less so than barging into the office talking -- but some people don't see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404862)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: one note antisemite

Instal it on your phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404882)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


doesn't it show up as mobile then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405354)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Yep, and it's still harassment. The problem is people who don't know how to use it, not whether it pings phone or desktop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405376)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


just call her when she messages you. say you prefer direct communication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405366)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: leolenin

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405850)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


lol, you work for a girl? how is that not emasculating beyond your capacity to bear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409675)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Jim_Kelly

There are a few partners, but one is female. I'm paid well and don't really care whose clients they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36410134)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Is she or was she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411696)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Above average. In shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412006)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Cr. At my firm a handful of junior associates just turned off Skype and nobody said anything. The senior partners don’t care, the junior partners use Skype but who cares, they are service bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404863)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


What kind of shiTTTfirm has partners who skype?

At my V10 no one uses it except JR associates and litigation support people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405310)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Boutique where a bunch of us work remotely. The main offender is a partner in her 50s who eats, drinks, and sleeps work. It's constant Skype harassment. It's really invasive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405368)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: "''''""'"


Install mousejiggle.. it's a free program you can download

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412352)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Guy Debord

Watching CLE on mute does not seem credited

EDIT: I mean it is not a credited sign of corporate slavery, unless you mean being a lawyer is corporate slavery, which I would agree with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404856)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: ggtp (ggtp)

it is. its something everyone does, everyone knows it happens but you have to go through the motions and make that effort just to make the suystem appear legit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404864)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

You are going through makework for no reason other than to satisfy some BS requirement from bureaucratic overlords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: cannon

It's strictly a money racket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411693)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but for recording the same fucktarded seminar for whatever cut they get off the bullshit requirement i have running on mute but keeping an eye on that 3 min warning!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412048)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: ..,,.,.;.,.,...,.,..:,,.,.,,..,.,..:.,.,:,.,,,


'there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but for...'

Legal profession in a nutshell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412098)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: community_account

When you leave the office after working in front of your work terminal all day, carrying around a mini version of your work terminal in your pocket just in case someone tells you to work some more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404877)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

the debtcuck to wagecuck pipeline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404887)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405458)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: and when i started to squeeze the bar brother (http://youtu.be/sqLsqHctThU)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411803)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: community_account

Thanking people after doing work for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404898)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

4:54 a.m.:

Please find attached the first draft of the Merger Agreement. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404904)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama (d/b/a Ciroc Obama)

PLEASE, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404957)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Brumus

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405116)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Thunder Collins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405743)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


you can also move to a no thanking policy unless you're actually thanking someone. it will be ok.

I switched my email sig to just my first name instead of thank, first name and it did wonders for my psyche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406280)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: bowlcut autist

Warmest regards hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417316)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


putting fake meetings on your calendar so people don’t think you’re free and try to schedule other meetings with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404900)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: grad certs (acp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405133)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Tbf, OPs posted some credited tips for surviving office life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404903)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


I installed a Raspberry Pi in my office that I can use as a personal computer. I added a USB switch so I can switch my keyboard and mouse between my work computer and the Raspberry Pi, a VPN, and now I'm way happier than before. I recommend everyone does the same. You can poast way more efficiently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404960)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

Lol, good one. In my home office I used to have it rigged so I could easily toggle between PC and work comp. Sometimes I got confused about which I was using though and then was paranoid that I accidentally watched porn through work comp ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404991)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Coriolanus (STEM to Win)

Taking 7 days off per year when you have unlimited PTO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404968)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

I'm convinced people with unlimited PTO take less than those who get 4 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404995)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Coriolanus (STEM to Win)

That is known to be true. Companies offer unlimited PTO so they don't have PTO liabilities in case they get acquired, and because they know employees will work the same or more days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405121)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Brumus

Studies show that's the case at most companies with unlimited pto. And you don't get paid out your unused PTO when you leave because you don't have any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405127)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?

You go to the break room for a coffee but there’s 30 Indian men standing in front of the Keurig speaking in tongues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404980)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Brumus

Logging on to your work computer at home at 945 pm to send a more complete reply and attachments to a work email than you'd be able to send from your phone.

Bringing your work computer on the one week long vacation you have all year.

Setting an alarm for 3:50 am Bali time so you can dial into that conference call you won't meaningfully participate in.

Accurately and completely recording every six-minute increment you worked and logging it online by 5 pm on the next business day.

Abruptly getting off the phone with a junior colleague whenever a senior colleague calls.

Starting a new reply all email response when someone else replies all to the email you were responding to before you hit send.

Entering another man's scrawled, handwritten comments into the redline of a document even when you know those comments don't improve the draft.

Getting to work when it's still dark out. Leaving work later that day when it's dark again. Having that happen in October or March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405093)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Jfc,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405246)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: In re: Favor House Atlantic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405336)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: a sensitive cholo's jail poetry

LJL lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406415)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Mance Rayder (/s/ Mance Rayder)

inspired work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409684)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409799)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: ...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,


sup me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412307)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: grad certs (acp)

Get a MOUSE CLICKER off Amazon, for the SKYPE bros out there, HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405154)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


official name is mouse JIGGLER

https://www.amazon.com/WiebeTech-Programmable-Mouse-Jiggler-MJ-3/dp/B00MTZY7Y4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405397)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


Does this require SW to be installed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405806)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


No, but if your IT guy is a nazi he'll be able to see it on the list of devices attached to your comp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405809)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: '""'''""'


this happened to me and I simply said I didn't like when I was reading something having my computer go to sleep and they were like "oh ok"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408185)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: 39 y/o bumble shrew open to having kids someday (Dr. Thunder 0xE4D4d5d2357f9070e710FaCB96745Df340b63a77)

I recently developed a sore jaw from clenching it every time a new email or text pings demanding your immediate attention.

I have a stomach ulcer.

I feel too guilty to use sick time during work days for medical appointments.

I also have to grab my mouse & look interested at the screen every time someone walks by my office (also ready to close tab of non-work webpage).

Can’t close office door because people get suspicious.

I mastered the art of walking around hallways flustered long before I saw George do it on Seinfeld.

Also, having two monitors, & tilting one with non-work webpage away from door, & work related window on other monitor tilted to the door.

Also considering as inauspicious shoes as possible to avoid bathroom stall detection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405496)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

>>I mastered the art of walking around hallways flustered long before I saw George do it on Seinfeld.

Yep. This plus leave work carrying a ton of shit: I'd just grab a stack of papers, closing set, whatever from my desk and walk out to my car with it. Always look unapproachable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405734)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


I don’t use the public stalls anymore because the guy who comes around to refil the toilet paper will literally wait outside your stall until you finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405739)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

He's probably been REAMED by some important partner with a POOPY ASS because of the one time he didn't refill the TP because the stall was occupied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405943)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408785)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: ...,,....,,.,,,..,,,,...

As a tech bro none of this makes sense to me (though tech as its own issues)

I am dressed in a t shirt, cotton shorts and flip flops today and sitting in our game room with my dir and VP to watch the england croatia game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405680)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

We need to account for every 6-minute block of our day. We are fungible billing units, and are here to serve our clients. Turnaround time demands are routinely ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405723)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: leolenin

but don't you do sexy VC work?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405875)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Ha, yes, almost forgot! Balancing 35 active deals, each with a fee cap and an insane too-big-for-his-britches founder involved on one of the sides. Fun fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405959)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: leolenin

so close to all that entrepreneurial energy!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405970)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


Some companies won’t let employees take partial vacation or sick days. If you have a 1pm appointment, you need to log your time as having taken off the entire day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405812)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


LJL. My boutique law firm doesn't consider it a vacation day if I bill more than 2 hours in a day. They also give me 20 use-them-or-lose-them days of vacation per year. You people need to find new jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405842)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: leolenin

GC's nonstop proliferation of "review" sessions with your boss which are framed as improving communication but unavoidably feel like you spinning your "performance" into a sales pitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405898)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405946)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Gregor

Barking/huffing at wife, gf, or mother of child because you need to focus on the email that just popped up on your iPhone at 9:18 pm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405930)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: a sensitive cholo's jail poetry

Mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406404)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: ...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,


lol fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412331)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Using every 5 minutes of free time to check emails / look active (or feeling like you should). Kid taking a shit? Waiting in line at cashier? Wife pausing movie to pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405974)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Gregor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409781)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Having to listen to 5-10 minutes of “roll call” bullshit on conference calls at the beginning of conference calls for big deals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406191)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

Lol this happens all the time internally even on small stupid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406245)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Yep. Then always some bitch who joins 8 mins late: "HI CHRISTINE IS HERE HI CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406276)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


“Hey Christine. I think with Christine we have a quorum on our side. Are we waiting for anyone else from paul weiss?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406397)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: ;.,.;...;;.,.,.;;.,.,.,..;;..,......,.,..;;;;;...,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412055)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


Can whomever has their line open go on mute? Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36407588)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Meeting with a partner or senior associate and having to look at their gross half eaten several hours old seamless or cafeteria food sitting on their desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36407573)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

At 9 p.m. smelling warm mayo that's been in the garbage since 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408176)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Watching their diets fluctuate is lulzy. Once was on a conference call at lunch and the partner was eating black beans and broccoli from the cafeteria salad bar. Went back for another call that evening and he was eating some kind of deep fried chicken wrap, of course with a Caesar salad on the side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408191)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Kind of sad.

I judge fats, but can understand how it happens to people who've sat at a desk with irregular sleep patterns and takeout for 20-25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408250)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum

It's all a choice but your identity is too wedded to money and status you cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411751)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: the marvel cinematic universe

money is necessary to buy food and shelter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411866)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

Also booze and women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411874)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum

Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417436)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: leolenin

(20 year old)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411884)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum

I am truly sorry that your identity is tied to keeping one step ahead of your peers and you would psychologically implode if you felt that you had been left behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417441)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

nothing worse than facetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412013)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417317)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36418318)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36556727)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Having to make just enough small talk in an elevator to not be awkward, but not so much that it’ll be awkward when someone gets off. The tension and suspense of not knowing what floor someone’s getting off at too

“Oh haha no this isn’t me, I’m actually going to 32!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417968)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: one note antisemite

The fact that there is a very high chance of being fired if anyone thinks you are too patriotic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36556744)